According to Gabrielle: “Our cat is a giant robot. Or monster. Maybe both” #dinnerconversation http://t.co/yeKXumzH

Just had my first fried frog leg. Yeah, I’d eat the hell out of Kermit!

Is there a children’s version of Ambien? Seriously, some sleep would be just fucking awesome.

Thought before bed: Why is it that when some #photographers gain some fame, they become complete douchebags? Discuss. And g’night.

The consistently slow data speeds I have been getting from @att is really stating to make me miss Sprint. And data throttling soon. Oh Joy!

Me: “you don’t want to be like me when you grow up?” Madelyn: “no, I don’t want to be bald”. *sigh*

Best way to start the morning? Two geese dive bombing the open window of the car with deadly accuracy. Smells like Lysol and goose shit now.

Our 5 year-old, Madelyn, just referred to breastfeeding as “chewing your boob”. Awesome, just awesome…